Two basic staples of Boomer Living and you will find fun and interesting articles on subjects as diverse as green weddings to how to have the 'Big O' more often in your life. 

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

   ~Milton Berle

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
   ~Bill Maher

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

   ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
   ~Barbara Bush

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

   ~Rita Rudner 

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

   ~Drew Carey

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? 

   ~George Carlin

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

   ~Socrates

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

   ~Helen Rowland